Friday, November 19, 2010

Funny things from my students - Part 1

After telling my studio that I was pregnant, I have laughed a lot during class at some of the things these little ones... or not so little... come up with.

MM: No one kick or hit her in the belly, there's a baby in there! I know these things, my mom has had like a million babies.

PM: Ashlee, your belly is getting fat!
AB: It's not getting FAT, it's getting ROUND.
Me: Well she does weigh over a pound now!
AG: A POUND?! That looks like more than a pound!

LK: Have you had your baby yet?
(every week)

I got a homemade card from one of my first graders that had a drawing of me and a baby that said, not with these exact letters, "have a good time with your baby".

PS: When do you find out if it's a boy or girl?
Me: I find out in a couple weeks!
PS: Really? Are you sure? My mom was THISSSS BIGGG when she found out.

CC: (Talking to another student) She can't do it anymore! Cuz she has a baby bump!

HB: It's a good thing you are pregnant, I thought you were just getting fat.

CK: Do you know what you're going to name the baby?
Me: Not yet, I have lots of ideas but her daddy doesn't like any of them!
CK: Well what does he like?
Me: I'm not sure, he hasn't came up with anything yet.
CK: Soooo...(thinking).... that means you get to name her!!!

MM: What are you going to do with the baby after it comes out?

HD: Can I touch it?

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